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Quote for the century:

'Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.'