Friday, October 24, 2008

Top Ten Things To Do At 3 AM

Let the dogs out. Where shoes, because you are going to have to chase down the little black dog who decides it's a great time to bark.

Practice being blind. Since you don't want to wake up your loving spouse, don't turn lights on. This can be especially treacherous for those who have children with a tendency to leave little legos and such on the floor, or kitties with a tendency to puke.

Use the bathroom, and in the style of X, don't flush.

Search on line for jobs.

Download resume templates.


Blow on hands and fingers because it's COLD before the sun comes up. Pretend to be a Native American from back in the day when this was a normal occurance in the tee pee.




Hunker over cup of tea for same reason as stated above.

Meditate on reasons to go to work.
Check e-mail and blogs.

Blog about what to do at three aye em.

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P.S. Since you are an early bird, you get to have worms for breakfast.




Peace








3 comments:

Anonymous said...

dork.

You used the wrong 'wear' in sentence 1.

Love you.

x

foo said...

In case you are bored or just sleepless, I just read under the 'Useless Knowledge' section of your blog that the first contraceptive diaphragms, used centuries ago, were citrus rinds.

Unknown said...

X - I don't understand. I used spell check.... :)

H - That would explain the rise in the population, you think?