In my house, miracles happen. Daily. Ask anyone who lives here. Unmade beds are made. Blink. How did that happen? Underwear and socks never run out...clothing just refreshes, folded and clean, back into drawers. huh? Curiously, the floor seems to miraculously absorb the mud tracked in and the garbage is really great, finding it's way into the cans in the garage. Perhaps kitty empties his own litter box, but wow...that's sort of a miracle, right?
The dishes, well, they are wonderful. If you put your dirty used dishes in the sink or on the counter, well, before you know it, they are in the dishwasher, then amazingly out of the dishwasher, and, call the Vatican, they are IN THE CABINET, ready to use and start the whole cycle again!!
Horizontal spaces are a wonder to behold...just put an object on the breakfast bar, and it will appear magically in the place where it belongs. One can simply not believe this happens! It's like science fiction!
My favorite miracle is the garbage set on the counter by the can. By. The. Can. I figure it could jump in, that's a clear possibility, but how it opens the top is inexplicable.
No, really.
Peace,
Elfscooter
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